(元記事: jimjeru (anarcho-folkから))

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BASIC:

Name: Adam
Nickname(s): Adam
Age: 22 in exactly one week

LIKES / DISLIKES:

Favourite Colour(s): purple / turquoise / brown
Least Favourite Colour: I’ve never been into yellow
Favourite Food: sushi or steak
Least Favourite Food: mayonnaise sucks
Favourite Band/Artist: either FACT or Dance Gavin Dance
Least Favourite Band/Artist: too many to pick from
Favourite Type of Movie: As long as it’s animated I don’t care
Least Favourite Type of Movie: Westerns

One thing you can’t get enough of: Eating food between meals
One thing you hate more than anything: my roommate’s shitty dog

LOVE LIFE:

Are you single? yeah
Do you have a crush on anyone right now? nah
Do you flirt a lot? not at all
Do you believe in love at first sight? ehh
Do you fall in love fast? ehhhhhhh
Do you ever make the first move? ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Do you want to get married? maybe someday idk

ARE YOU…

A daydreamer? Depends on whether or not I’m really bored
Talkative? typically yes
Energetic? nah I’m pretty stoic
Happy? generally speaking yes
Trustworthy? sure, why not
Confident? about most things
Friendly? I’d like to think so
Sarcastic? noooooooo
Dependable? sure
Adaptable? yeah
Emotionally strong? surprisingly yes

Religious? loosely (agnostic theist, nondenominational Christian)
Indecisive? sometimes
Outgoing? depends on how I feel that day
Nosy? yessss that’s probably one of my biggest flaws
Lazy? incredibly so
Artistic? yeah but I suck at everything artsy b/c I don’t practice enough
Thoughtful? I try to be
Considerate? usually
Romantic? not really, no
Obsessive? …yes
Sincere? yes, unless it’s not a huge deal if I’m not
Tolerant? almost always

(元記事: ilinh91 (jammyfallonsから))

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lalnable:

ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

we need a dramatic reading of this

lalnable:

ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

we need a dramatic reading of this

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inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

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OK NO BUT GUYS

sarcoptid:

regalium:

IDK IF YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS WEBSITE YET, BUT I DON’T EVEN CARE IF YOU DO.

CHARAHUB BASICALLY ALLOWS YOU TO MAKE A DIRECTORY OF ALL YOUR OCS.

LIKE SO

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AND SO (they let you get super detailed)

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It lets you store 100 characters (you gain 2 extra…

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beinggigantic:

this vine still goes off

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neatpotatoes:

me after i show my parents my grades

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bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

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aplacetolovedogs:

Springer Spaniel Sees A Squirrel | Video

Springer Spaniel Rocco loves squirrels, but when he’s stuck in a car and can’t chase after them, he has a lot to say about it!!!

(jammyfallonsから)

dropped my MONSTER CONDOM for my MAGNUM DONG

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